The media on the whole, has been godsend as it relates to providing a window for us islanders to gaze into the inner workings of the ‘developed’ world.
We have been able to get a glimpse (with little comprehension) of the most ‘advanced’ forms of life, cultural practices, technological breakthroughs; the whole nine.
Since bearing witness to such high levels of intelligence via which ever medium, there are so many burning questions I’d love to get the answers to:
Why do u investigate the noise?
Okay so maybe not as profound as the build up might have led you to believe. But why in ‘tarnation’ would you hear a creepy sound, see a creepy figure, thing, mess and investigate who, what, when, where it is????
Why do you always split up?
There is a killer on the loose, let’s all 6 of us split up in the dark creepy woods to go find him!
Why do you go into people’s homes when no one answers?
I cannot understand for the life of me why after you’ve knocked and haven’t received an answer you proceed to open the always unlocked door, “anybody home? your door was unlocked” you’re still not satisfied that no one is home so you begin looking for them in the drawers, the medicine cabinet, gah.
Why are you so trusting of aliens?
Why is it every time there is an alien invasion all the white people take to the roofs of their homes with signs welcoming aliens whose only objective, more often than not is to obliterate earth.
Do you really only season with salt and pepper?
No, seriously, I wanna know!
Why do you eat raw meat?
Asking for a friend.
Why do you go into wild animals’ cages?
Is the view really that different inside the cage?
Why do you jump off buildings?
While not sky-scrapers, there are some pretty tall structures on our island that I’ve never had the urge to scale then jump off.
Why do you put clothes on pets?
I’d like to know this for my science project
Why do you pet wild animals?
Is that even a term?
Okay these probably aren’t burning questions but I’d still like to get some answers gotdamit! Share your thoughts in the comments below.
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