Why couldn’t people be more like Panties?!

Has it ever occurred to you how reliably loyal panties are? I mean, anything willing to stay wedged between your ass (you thong and g-string wearers) all day long without fussing; even when things get foul, and the 8 hour shift just got pushed into a two hour overtime, is one loyal mofo, Brienne of Tarth has got nothing on you.

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In Honor of All Bat-Shit-Crazy Moms

Couldn’t have said it better muhself!

So my cousin’s wife and her buddy recently established a fabulous new little psycho-community on FB called “Bat Shit Crazy Moms.” When I saw my invite to join this group I was so giddy and full of joy my butt jiggled. Well. My butt is always jiggling. (note to self: handle that shit. Fatass.) Anyways… a “judge-free” zone where hundreds or thousands (God help us) of on-the-brinks-of-losing-their-shit-permanently moms can all go and bitch about how fucked up their kids are, how much they suck at  this whole parenting gig, how they fantasize about shanking their baby daddies in their sleep, or how they would trade coffee, ice cream, and oral sex for 5 months for just ONE quiet, uninterrupted, shit session. Yes, I said SHIT. 1 time. Can we have ONE private moment in the bathroom where we do not have to be pushing and simultaneously opening a god damn Caprisun or a zebra cake???!! Jesus CHRIST.

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So Ladies, When Life Drives You Nuts and You Are Broke AF- Escape!!!

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As If being a woman isn’t hard enough, life goes ahead and throws at you godawful things like work and kids and bills and men and every other thing you can possibly think of that effectively drains the life out of you. So what do I do when I want to de-stress?

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Women go through a ton of Shit- ‘Imma’ blog about it!

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I started blogging in June then actively started again in August; so a little over three months, inconsistency and 39 followers after, well 40 (apparently I’m following myself) I am here still a klutz at this trying to find my niche. Continue reading “Women go through a ton of Shit- ‘Imma’ blog about it!”

Three Questions

This is a succinct yet powerful reminder of how we should all approach life.

This is Loit!

There is a famous short story by Leo Tolstoy called “Three Questions”

In this tale, a king sets out to discover the answer to three pressing questions:

What is the most important action?

Who is the most important person?

When is the most important time?

After deflecting suggestions from the wisest men in the kingdom, the king sought answers from a certain wise hermit who lived in the woods.

After an enigmatic exchange with the hermit and a surprising encounter with an assassin, the king finally learned the answers to his questions.

“…Remember then: there is only one time that is important — Now! It is the most important time because it is the only time when we have any power. The most necessary man is he with whom you are, for no man knows whether he will ever have dealings with any one else: and the most important affair is, to…

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Liebster Award Hoorayyyyyy!!!🤗🤗🤗

3and3quarters.net_.png Afiyah of When Life Awakens thank you once again for nominating me for this award. I could hardly contain my excitement when I saw my blog listed in your top five. Ohhhhh jeeezzzz, you are such a great ‘cheer leader’ I feel you rooting for me girl. Thank you so much. Please definitely check her out guys. If you’ve, like me, recommitted to your life goals her #BEABOSS series is just what you need for that extra nudge when you feel discouraged. Great pointers on success, check it out will yah.

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